His Royal Highness is very tired [Comprehensive fairy tale]

Chapter 90 The Firm Tin Soldier

"What is this?" The Demon King looked at an unknown object stained red with fish blood with great interest, which he found in the belly of his prey - a ferocious fish.

"It seems to be a toy." His Royal Highness who was reading a book looked up and said, "You should concentrate on cooking your snacks."

Even though he has joined the demon family for more than [-] years, His Royal Highness still cannot accept the demon's rough way of eating. It is too inelegant to eat something raw.

His Majesty the Demon King: "It is indeed a toy." After wiping off the blood on the toy, His Majesty the Demon King played with the tin soldier toy with missing legs, and happily said to His Royal Highness, "Look, does the style of clothes on him look like it?" Like a soldier of the Puxi Kingdom?"

As a virtuous housemate who has accompanied His Highness the Prince in battle for many years, His Majesty the Demon King has made a lot of contributions to His Royal Highness's conquest of the mainland.And among the many kingdoms conquered by them, the Puxi Kingdom impresses the Demon King the most - those overly passionate fighters made them suffer a lot.

His Royal Highness: "Huh?"

His Royal Highness finally put down the book in his hand and walked in front of the devil: "It's really similar, it looks like the king of Puxi Kingdom." He remembered that the poor king really had a leg cut off by him.

His Majesty the Demon King: "So, my dear..."

His Royal Highness: "This interesting thing can be left after it is wiped clean, but you and that fish must leave this room."

"Why!!!" His Majesty the Demon King immediately put on an appearance of having suffered a huge blow, "Could it be that this toy is more attractive than me?"

His Royal Highness: "Yes, that's right." His Royal Highness kicked the devil out of the room, and smashed the cold ice fish on the devil's face, "When will you learn not to put weird things on your face?" Things—that is, if you put them in the room yourself, you can get my praise when you do.”

With that, His Royal Highness slammed the door of the room, leaving only a demon king with a fishy smell standing alone at the door of the room holding a fish.

"There seems to be something wrong?" His Majesty the Demon King said, "I think I need to use my brain to figure out the true meaning of what His Royal Highness said."

an hour later

"Honey, listen to my explanation!!!" His Majesty the Demon King scratched the door, "The reason why I brought this fish to the room is because I want to eat sashimi with you to be romantic." ah!"

His Royal Highness, who started to read again: "..." I'm sorry, but he only likes fish appearing on his dining table in the way of looking up at the starry sky.

Karakala

Amidst the sound of the Demon King scratching the door roughly, the tin soldier toy that was casually placed on the cabinet made a slight sound.

"Come on, go on..." The tin soldier said, "I am...a warrior."

The applied tin soldier had a rather wonderful adventure before reaching the magic castle.First, he was tricked by a goblin hidden in a snuff box, and then drifted downstream on a paper boat by his master. After fighting wits and courage with the rats in the sewer, he was unfortunately swallowed into the belly of a fish, but he finally survived before being digested by the fish. got out of trouble...

"Go, go..." repeated the tin soldier, "I am, warrior..."

The toys and activities should be quite shocking, but it's a pity that the crazy knocking on the door perfectly covers all the sounds in the room.

"Let me in!!!" His Majesty the Demon King shouted, "Okay, okay, I won't mention eating sashimi anymore, can we drink deer blood together?!!!"

His Royal Highness: "..." How do you feel that the more you live, the more miserable you are?

……

next day

"What is this?" It was His Royal Highness who said this. He looked at the Demon King who was playing with something and asked.

Something appeared to be a paper craft—a delicate dancing girl.

"I just..." His Majesty the Demon King said with some grief and indignation, "Walking on the streets of human beings..."

His Royal Highness: "Save your extra foreshadowing, just succinctly state the key points."

His Majesty the Demon King was even more indignant: "It was thrown on me by a frightened child. It had been hidden in my hood before, so I didn't find such a clever thing until I came back."

After all, he is also a demon king, so why does the pressure emanating from him only frighten children?Although he deliberately hides his aura and magic pressure, are these hateful humans so dull!

His Royal Highness gave him a sympathetic look: "Cough, although I sympathize with what happened to you." His Royal Highness rubbed the Demon King's shoulders, "You have done a good job, but..."

His Royal Highness: "Why do you want to walk on the path of human beings?"

His Majesty the Demon King: "Of course it is for..." His Majesty the Demon King casually placed the paper dancing girl on the cabinet, and then grabbed the hand that was resting on his shoulders from His Highness the Prince, "Of course it is to snatch some chefs back Already!!!"

If His Royal Highness had a good meal, His Royal Highness will be in a good mood next time; and if the Prince is in a good mood, it means that he will speak well; if His Royal Highness speaks kindly, then his success rate of courtship will soar...

His Majesty the Demon King is the one who has the most experience with the famous saying that to grasp a person's heart, one must first grasp a person's stomach.

His Royal Highness Prince:"……"

"Let's omit those cumbersome steps first." His Majesty the Demon King excitedly said, "I have tied back the chef, dear, let's go to bed."

His Royal Highness Prince:"……"

creak

The door was mercilessly shut again.

"Hy?!!!" His Majesty the Demon King, who was hit hard, shouted angrily, "What went wrong?!"

"Hehe..." His Royal Highness the Prince, who read the book again, sneered, "Haste makes waste." The reason why the Demon King can't scare humans is purely because he is mentally retarded, and he only exudes a stupid aura!

So amidst the banging on the door, the tin soldier and the dancing girl, who had become elite, successfully completed activities such as communicating, reminiscing about the old days, and moving their positions to be next to each other.

Of course, they were all in a bad mood, after all, the noise maker Demon King was too much to beat up.

They think even more if they are not human.

……

Third day

His Royal Highness Prince:"……"

His Majesty the Demon King: "..."

His Majesty the Demon King blinked his scarlet eyes, hugged the quilt, and tried to look innocent: "Honey, I haven't been able to sleep on the bed for three years..."

His Majesty the Demon King, who had laid three floors outside their bedroom, said pitifully, "I know I was wrong."

His Royal Highness: "I..."

His Majesty the Demon King started blinking his eyes frantically, trying to make them look more harmless.

"You..." His Royal Highness quickly covered his mouth sideways, "Come up..."

As he painfully began to breathe out for himself, as an elegant demon, he would never make such an undemeaning gesture of vomiting.

His Majesty the Demon King: "Ahahahahahaha!"

Boom!

When the devil threw himself on the bed because of excitement, the golden bed that had supported the dragon's body for more than a hundred years made an uncomfortable creaking sound...

After eating three vegetarian dishes, His Majesty the Demon King is in unprecedented high spirits tonight!

OOXX, XXOO, XOXO, XOOX, OXOX...

The poses of the two big demons who are in the harmonious movement of life are just reflected in the eyes of the two toys...

a long time later

"Huh~" His Majesty the Demon King comfortably exhaled a mouthful of smoke rings. As a tasteful demon, after completing the harmonious movement, of course he wanted to smoke the latest popular tobacco for a while to enhance his sense of pleasure.

Already tired and chatting with the prince: "Good night..." He fell into a dreamland just after he finished kicking the devil, and he hoped that the devil would not appear in his dream. good.

His Majesty the Demon King: "Cough cough cough!" His Majesty the Demon King hastily extinguished the cigarette, "Honey..." He dialed His Highness the Prince, "Honey, are you asleep?"

Of course, it was impossible for the demon in the dreamland to respond to him.

"Alas..." His Majesty the Demon King sighed in disappointment, "Why is your physical strength so poor!" He got out of bed, ready to get some more T...

get some...

some……

"I X!" His Majesty the Demon King angrily said, "Why are you two covering your eyes!"

I saw the lame tin soldier and the dancing girl tacitly covering their eyes and refusing to watch a discordant scene.

In the fireplace, a raging fire is burning.In the room, His Majesty the Demon King grabbed the two toys with great emotion: "Goodbye!!!" He walked to the fireplace and made a gesture to throw the two toys into it...

The evil nature of demons is that although they yearn for beautiful feelings, they also like to fool their lovers tirelessly, and His Majesty the Demon King is no exception.

His Royal Highness Prince:"……"

After being woken up, His Royal Highness Prince chatted angrily and kicked His Majesty the Demon King into the fireplace, so the second demons had no choice but to clean the fireplace and chimney.Because just last night, the fireplace in the devil's bedroom was destroyed and the chimney was blocked.

And after cleaning the fireplace, the poor demons looked at the demon king who was exuding the smell of burnt incense, you looked at me, I looked at you, and they all showed disgusted expressions...

What's the point of bathing the devil? !They prefer to bathe young girls with delicate skin!

His Majesty the Demon King: "Cough, cough..."

Well, he's white now except for his teeth.If he remembered to let go of the steadfast tin soldier and the dancing girl, maybe he would have three spots of color on him now...

Take a puff of cigarettes after the fact, it's over...

His Royal Highness: "Yes, that's right, it's better than a living god." He read his book with relish.

His Royal Highness is in a particularly happy mood today!